Boatspeed makes you a tactical genius
Marketing strapline of leading sailmaker
The trouble with good boatspeed is that, if you go the wrong way,
it’s a lot further to come back
Paul Elvstrøm (greatest dinghy sailor ever)
Q: How the blazes do you go so fast?
A: because, unlike you, I hike like ****
Q: (to leading class sailmaker) – why are my sails so slow?
A: (that he dare not give) They are not.
The real issue is that you are (to paraphrase) a completely useless idiot